Witty Quotes. View quote | add a comment. Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old witty quotes, witty sayings, and witty proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Being british is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an indian curry or a turkish kebab on the way, to sit on swedish furniture and watch american shows on a japanese tv. They may be amusing but that doesn’t make them less true.
A Lie Will Make It Around The World Before The Truth Has Time To Put On Its Shoes.
I have wondered at times what the ten commandments would have looked like if moses had run them through the us congress. Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. However, the biggest challenge with trying to help such a person is telling them the truth without.
When You Hand Good People Possibility, They Do Great Things.
Here are 43 witty clever quotes that are profound but with a dose of fun. “the secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” —lucille ball. A witty beauty is a power.”.
Life Is Full Of Twists And Turns, So You Might Want To Lighten Up A Bit For A While.
“a witty woman is a treasure; “sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”. If all of your circle is going to hell, chances are you are too.
The Art Of Making Small Talk Can Sometimes Be A Lifesaver.
Everybody pretends to forget things that would put them in a bad light. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”. If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes.
A Witty Woman Is A Treasure;
‘the best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.’. “everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.”. A witty beauty is a power.